my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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