He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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