Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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