fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Randomize
