So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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