I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'm always down for nudity.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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