went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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