What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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