In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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