what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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