Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
