Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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