I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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