You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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