I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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