Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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