Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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