Im at strip club and am horny
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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