How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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