She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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