And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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