You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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