I've blown a few things in my day
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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