we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Don't tell me you're on acid again
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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