oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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