My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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