I wish life had little blips of pornography
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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