we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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