I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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