But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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