he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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