If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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