six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We are all done wearing pants today
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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