So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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