Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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