I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I woke up under a house in Key West
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize