South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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