brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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