Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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