Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
