But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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