Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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