It's like God shit irony all over that family
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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