i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize