just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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