u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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