long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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