Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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