He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
vagina is talking i cant
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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