she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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