I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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