That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
this just has baby written all over it
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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