I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
