after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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