what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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