if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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