these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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