So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
the raccoons are back...
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